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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY TALIBAN

….it’s like sending a molester to reign in a serial rapist…..

Twenty five years of living under the LTTE shadow, and the Sri Lankan cricket team never had to worry about getting shot (even when they were cricketing superpowers) But now in far away Lahore – they were saved from terror, by nothing less than a miracle.

So the day after terror struck, what is Pakistan doing ? The day after 12 assailants came, sprayed bullets, fired a rocket, killed half a dozen officers, nearly wiped out the Lankan team – and walked away… Well for starters the Pakistani government is blaming India, blaming ‘outside’ forces, even the LTTE, infact pointing a finger at everyone in visual range. But amidst all the finger pointing, what about the three fingers that are pointing towards itself?

To explain the rising scourge of the Taliban and to justify why on earth it was dealing with the rogues… Pakistani spin doctors have created a complete order of the Taliban – a new species if you will… (with subspecies, mind you!) We try and drill a few holes into what Pakistan is selling to the international community!

Meet the good, bad and the ugly Taliban! Pakistan says they are different as chalk and cheese ...

The bull about the good, bad and ugly Taliban that Pak is selling

The facts of the matter. Jaago Pakistan Jaago! T for terror / T for Taliban!

THE GOOD TALIBAN - Like the good Samaritan, are those who are patriots, they understand the situation created by the enemies of Pakistan. They support the Army and its various agencies that are all busy protecting Pakistan.

The Good Taliban also include the Afghan Taliban, who is the original Taliban. They are good not because we like or dislike their policy, but because they, too, have never attacked Pakistan or Pakistanis. They are part of the Afghan opposition to the puppet regime of Hamid Karzai.

THE BAD TALIBAN - are those who started to form various groups under the leadership of the opportunist Mullahs or Imams. Such groups formed when they found the country was rapidly slipping towards chaos and lawlessness.

Their objective is to make the country weak, induce turmoil and attack the defense system and the associated personnel of the country.

FAKE TALIBAN – (SUB SPECIES OF BAD TALIBAN) - are the real enemy of Pakistan. They pose themselves as religious people and have contacts with other religious organizations in Pakistan and arrange all the suicide bombings, truck bombings, the introduction of fear and panic among the people. The BLA of Balochistan has also joined this group and is supported by the above mentioned countries.

THE UGLY TALIBAN – are those who are the well paid agents of the coalition that consists of India, Israel, Europe and United States, using Afghanistan as their base of operation. They are supported by the Northern Alliance and the puppet Mr. Karzai in Kabul. They have sold themselves to the enemy and are responsible for the present chaos.

Protecting Pakistan form who??? Aliens from the Pakora Galaxy ??? From what we know, the biggest threat to Pakistan comes from the Taliban itself – So do us a favor - shoot yourself buddy.

Aaah, so you good Taliban types are the bacchas of the old Taliban types – the old bugger in Afghanistan seems to have taken some Viagra and is back in action … never mind the small issue that the old Taliban allowed Al Qauda to grow, blew up the Bamiyan Buddha and was responsible for the worst human rights abuses in recent times….Like father like son.

The Bad Taliban or the naughty Taliban does not listen to the ISI anymore – it’s the part that broke free and turned its back on the government and refused to do its bidding. ISI should know- you reap what you sow… no use crying now! The Bad Taliban also goes about handing policemen on lampposts, blowing up girls schools and implementing medieval laws in Pakistan.

Supposed to have executed the attack on the Lankan team, attack on the Marriot hotel, many other attacks. Pakistan would have us believe that the Good Taliban follow Gandhi’s Ahinsa path – while all the killing, raping, maiming is done by the bad Taliban.

Bad Taliban is just the bad son of the good Taliban that just wont listen to daddy anymore (ie. ISI) – because it wants to own a county – namely Pakistan.

So you see Pakistan does have some scruples – it is dealing ONLY with the good and bad Taliban. There is no room in its country for the Ugly Taliban. The worst of the worst – the scum of the universe… who do not shave, but also don’t have a bath – because by some twisted logic its banned – prohibited – its sin – its haram.

Ofcourse Indin RAW props them up – I only wish that was the case. RAW does not know what is happening in its own HQ in Delhi, leave aside distant NW Pakistan!

So there you have the answer – the Lankan attack was done by the BAD or the FAKE or the UGLY Taliban….NOT THE GOOD TALIBAN. Case closed.

But by trying to find logic in lies – Pakistan is digging its own grave. The graveyard is pretty full and I doubt it will find a place for itself. But Pakistan keeps the shovel going on… cutting a deal with insurgent leader, Sufi Mohammed….(good Taliban)… who supposedly, he will persuade tougher Taliban, such as his estranged son-in-law Maulana Fazlullah, (Bad Taliabn) to lay down arms on a permanent basis.

For the lack of any better explicative, it’s like sending a molester to reign in a serial rapist. Chances are that the molester will gang up with the rapist and have an orgy. The attack on the Lankan team shows that the rape of Pakistan is well and truly underway. And make no mistake – after satiating its thrust with Pakistan – the Taliban will look elsewhere. India better keep its skirt down and knickers up.

1 comment:

sherene said...

Frankly, South-Asia is starting to seem like such a hotbed of violence and terrorism, even more so now than earlier, between India, Pakistan, SL, etc - I wonder if we'll ever see a proper Indo-Pak peace process in our generation's lifetime, given the incessant finger-pointing and childish blame-games!

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